Theoretically if aliens landed who would you pick?

Ok, here's the question--If aliens landed today, what three (3) humans would you choose to accurately represent our society?

I say Will Ferrell, Chuck Norris, and Honey Boo Boo (LOL)

Go.....

Like the top games, this is a tough one and I'm going to reserve this spot for after I've thought about this. However, Honey Boo Boo?

Stephen Hawking - In case they can fix him
David Beckham - Arguably the most famous man alive
Me - I wanna meet some Aliens

i see them all the time crossing over

Bill Nye, Robert Downy Jr, Jennifer Lawrence.

Flavor Flav, Jackie Chan, and Jeff Foxworthy. Just to confuse the hell out of 'em.

Jason Statham - bad ass
Lebron James -incredible athletic specimen
Jack Johnson -great musician

Klown, I need clarification, do the people have to be alive today?

S7 SockPuppet wrote:Klown, I need clarification, do the people have to be alive today?

no, it can be anyone.

BTW, Honey Boo Boo represents what our society truly is today-- where everybody/anybody can become famous and wealthy for absolutely nothing nowadays. From pig sh*t to princess overnight (own reality show and all).

What a difficult question...

1 - Leonardo da Vinci - One of, if not the greatest creative mind ever.

2 - Miyamoto Musashi - Opposite da Vinci, one of the greatest warriors ever. AKA the Sword Saint.

3 - Me - Because I can.

AtrumX wrote:What a difficult question...

1 - Leonardo da Vinci - One of, if not the greatest creative mind ever.

2 - Miyamoto Musashi - Opposite da Vinci, one of the greatest warriors ever. AKA the Sword Saint.

3 - Me - Because I can.

Sounded like a pretty promising meeting of the minds...well, until you walked in.

A true representation of our society? That's scary. Maybe just a copy of "Idiocracy"? I'm going to have to rethink mine and repost.

BTW, I'd say the Mom on Honey Boo Boo rather than the kid. She's innocent in that whole debacle.

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:
Sounded like a pretty promising meeting of the minds...well, until you walked in.

It was between myself, Gilgamesh, and Saul of Tarsus. Alexander the Great was in contention but he was too weird for my tastes.

1 Louis CK - to help them understand how we think and what we like, and truthfully explain about anything.
2 Gandhi - to show our understanding of spirtuality, tolerance, and peaceful resistance.
3 FDR - to show our recent political evolution.

Louis CK is an excellent choice. Wish I'd thought of that one.

I'm gonna give a current and all-time list:

Now:
1.) Current Dali Llama
2.) Oscar Pistorius
3.) Clint Eastwood

All-Time:
1.) Einstein
2.) Historical Jesus
3.) Ghandi

AtrumX wrote:

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:
Sounded like a pretty promising meeting of the minds...well, until you walked in.

It was between myself, Gilgamesh, and Saul of Tarsus. Alexander the Great was in contention but he was too weird for my tastes.

Oh wow, if we're going Saul of Tarsus why not Jesus. But Gilgamesh is excellent, almost as good as Tutankhamun.
Then again, they've already talked with Tut (who do you think designed the pyramids; those same aliens LOL). As for Alexander...yeah, probably not .

Still working on my reselections. Would Abby and Brittany Hensel count as one person?

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:

AtrumX wrote:

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:
Sounded like a pretty promising meeting of the minds...well, until you walked in.

It was between myself, Gilgamesh, and Saul of Tarsus. Alexander the Great was in contention but he was too weird for my tastes.

Oh wow, if we're going Saul of Tarsus why not Jesus. But Gilgamesh is excellent, almost as good as Tutankhamun.
Then again, they've already talked with Tut (who do you think designed the pyramids; those same aliens LOL). As for Alexander...yeah, probably not .

Wanted to go for someone that would represent the change that can happen throughout a persons life. If the Aliens are deciding whether or not to kill us they may better sympathize with us after seeing the change he went through (ala The Day the Earth Stood Still).