If You're the First Human Ever to Make Alien Contact...

lol win coolhand

thats awsome, good find my favorite part is the "reproduce as much as possible"

DROOPYmcC00L wrote:thats awsome, good find my favorite part is the "reproduce as much as possible"

Like we don't already lol.

Lol, as if they would believe some guy going on to the news to say "I made contact with aliens!". No matter how detailed or truthful you were, people would still think your just some crazy f#ck.

But hey, remember you don't need to see the little buggers get out of the craft. You can run off immediately cause nobody will believe a d@mn thing you say at all. Seriously, how would your friends and family react to you saying "I was 70 feet away from a flying saucer!"? Your family may believe you, but your friends won't...

Funny stuff but I think Zero's right. Doesn't matter what you do, no one will believe you. Unless the aliens drop you off in the middle of a major city and hold a press conference on your behalf, there is no way anyone is ever going to believe you. BTW - love that part of the aritcle lol. Ask the aliens to drop you off in a major city... Draw a picture... ROFL

Plus, no matter what you do, someone else is going to take the credit. Someone more powerful than you.

Practice up on your Pictionary skills cause you need to draw a lot - stupid aliens.

S7 Coolhand wrote:Practice up on your Pictionary skills cause you need to draw a lot - stupid aliens.

Yeah, what's up with that? These aliens are supposedly super advanced, well over 500+ years more advanced, have mastered space travel and probably observed us for a while before making contact but they can't speak English? I call BS. Hell even Sticky learned to speak English! At the very least that should have some sort of translation device!

This guy is worried about making a good impression for the human race but then wants you to draw a Triangle to show your intellectual superiority? Followed by other crude "cave man" type drawing... Ha! The aliens are gonna think we are a bunch of illiterate morons.

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S7 Coolhand wrote: Hell even Sticky learned to speak English! At the very least that should have some sort of translation device!

hey i might be an alien but i have my paper work!!!

Lol thats a good one Zak.

They forgot one important rule if you're the first human to make contact...RUN!
Because Aliens always want to do anal probes . Unless you're Sticky, then you're probably use to it (maybe even enjoy it )

LOL!!!!

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:They forgot one important rule if you're the first human to make contact...RUN!
Because Aliens always want to do anal probes . Unless you're Sticky, then you're probably use to it (maybe even enjoy it )

LOL!!!!

no homo no thank u

S7 Interseptor wrote:

S7 Coolhand wrote:Practice up on your Pictionary skills cause you need to draw a lot - stupid aliens.

Yeah, what's up with that? These aliens are supposedly super advanced, well over 500+ years more advanced, have mastered space travel and probably observed us for a while before making contact but they can't speak English? I call BS. Hell even Sticky learned to speak English! At the very least that should have some sort of translation device!

This guy is worried about making a good impression for the human race but then wants you to draw a Triangle to show your intellectual superiority? Followed by other crude "cave man" type drawing... Ha! The aliens are gonna think we are a bunch of illiterate morons.

500+ years??? If you are going along with evolution how many years more advanced than monkeys are we? And do we have translation devices for them?

Maybe they will put talk-collars on us like in Up.

S7 Sticky wrote:

S7 K1ll3rKlown wrote:They forgot one important rule if you're the first human to make contact...RUN!
Because Aliens always want to do anal probes . Unless you're Sticky, then you're probably use to it (maybe even enjoy it )

LOL!!!!

no homo no thank u

ROFLMAO!

S7 Coolhand wrote:Maybe they will put talk-collars on us like in Up.

So we're going to be their pets now?

Better than being their soylent green or something.