Zombie Apocalypse Conversation

I know this is a little dated, but I still thought this conversation was worth sharing. My wife and I were discussing the Zombie Apocalypse and had a conversation that went something like this:

Wife: If there was a Zombie Apocalypse and I was bitten and turned into a zombie, could you shoot me?
Me: Nah, I'd chain you to the recliner so that we could still play video games together like the guys in Shawn of the Dead
Wife: Oh (smiles)
Me: Why, could you?
Wife: Yup, I'd shoot you in the leg, cuz then we'd have a crawler.

What can you say to that?

"Wife: Yup, I'd shoot you in the leg, cuz then we'd have a crawler"

win

d@mn! No wonder you married her. She's a keeper.

srsly! she knows whats good

then you could say " but I'm a fast crawler"