boarder patrol fail

so went out for a early morning drive (off road )
came across the boarder patrol stuck in the sand in there H1 asked them if they needed help to get out .. they said and i quote

that truck does not have the balls to get this thing out of the sand we called in another unit to pull us out

keep in mind i have a 01 Cummins diesel thats a turbocharged, 5.9L .. so i said ok ill just stay just in case you need this no balls truck .

other unit shows up and it a freakin\' jeep !!! long story short both of them got stuck and my no balls cummins pulled both of them out with out even making a bit of effort just put her in low range and done

poor boarder patrol they dont know sh1t when it comes to off roading
and no this time i did not almost shoot them (all the guns were at home =(......)

Lol that's hilarious. The border (Canadian) by my house has probably 6 employees and atleast 50 vehicles. It's ridiculous.

AtrumX wrote:Lol that's hilarious. The border (Canadian) by my house has probably 6 employees and atleast 50 vehicles. It's ridiculous.

well at least they dont have to fix there vehicles it just brakes and they grab another set of keys like nothing happened

ROFLMAO EPIC FAIL!!!!! and EPIC WIN Stickey!!!!

Joshua Jordan,

Due to you heroic efforts above and beyond the call of duty as a civilian for you assistance with the US Border Patrol. As a Federal Law Enforcement officer, it is with great honor I would like to bestow upon you:



Congratulations and keep up the good work.

Lol at both sticky and glock thats good stuff! Oh and hey Sticky did ya rescue are Beaner brother tico!

@ glock thank you so much i am going to print it out and hang it on my wall!!!!

@droopy na as soon as they got stuck tico took off running scream IM FREE IM FREEEEEEEE

We all know Tico didn't cross the border...he sailed around it on a giant sombrero with his 30 mustachioed brothers and sisters.

S7 Epic wrote:We all know Tico didn't cross the border...he sailed around it on a giant sombrero with his 30 mustachioed brothers and sisters.

win

motherfkers... i FLEW into the US... I can prove it!

Yea, he still has the Hot Air balloon pieced together from a carnival tent, Mexican flag, and Jarrito banner for the proof!

~mrmiller

lmao good thread

S7 Tico wrote:@#$&... i FLEW into the US... I can prove it!

Here's the Proof!

lol thunder win..

S7 Tico wrote:motherfkers... i FLEW into the US... I can prove it!

Slingshots and ballons do not count!!!

got a call today from a boarder patrol cpt. thanking me for helping his men out .. wow is all

GOOD job, it's cool when people actually thank you for do n something for them

wow surprised you actually got a thanks

Did you tell him about the commendation you received?

LOL