Different types of camping; The COD Camping Guide

No matter what you say, no
matter what your opinion is, EVERYBODY does some type of camping. These
help explain why people camp.

Which one do you do the most of?

1. Classic Noob Camping
   - A passive-aggressive player, who sets up claymores/c4, hides around
   his team for protection, without hardly moving anywhere, and picks one
   spot the entire game until the match ends or until he dies, and then
   finds a new spot within 5 yards of re-spawning.
   
2. Cheap Camping
   - This player knows the hot spots and runs for them as soon as the game
   starts. The main difference between this type of camper and other
   types, is they do this to tick people off. These players are known as
   "Fa**ots".
   
3. AFK Camping -
   A multi-tasking player, one who is doing something else besides playing
   the game, like making food, texting, watching Youtube videos, etc. They
   camp somewhere and when someone shows up on their screen, heartbeat
   sensor, radar, or a combination of the three, they pick their
   controller back up, make the kill, and go back to whatever they were
   doing.
   
4. Team Camping
   - Different from CNC (Classic Noob Camping), these players camp as a
   team and may actually strategize the best way to camp in a spawn area,
   or area of choice. They cover all entrances to the area, and can be
   difficult to beat.
   
5. I'm-Sick-Of-This-Crap Camping
   - The player who gets sick and tired of running in and dying all the
   time, and so halfway through the game resorts to chilling in one spot,
   while fuming about how retarded the game is.
   
6. Nomad Camping
   - A strategic form of camping, which may look like regular Cheap
   Camping to their victims. This type of player travels a lot throughout
   the map, and camps for 5-10 seconds at various spots along the way.
   Usually, this player knows the maps well enough to stay undercover,
   flank, and get the surprise kills.
   
7. Killstreak Camping
   - Sometimes, people actually run around and do well killing. But when
   they get one or two kills short of a good killstreak, these players
   ditch their previous strategies that seem to be doing just fine, and
   camp, for fear of getting recklessly killed before getting their kill streak reward.
   
8. Search And Destroy (Defensive side) Camping
   - Complete legit camping. These players camp to guard the objective.
   They find great places for c4/claymores, then resorts to doing their
   job by protecting the objectives by way of camping. It's the point of
   the game. If you don't like it, GO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!
   
9. Search and Destroy (Offensive side) Camping
   - Also complete legit camping. These players wait it out at spawn at
   the beginning of Search and Destroy matches, and hopes for dumb-asses
   on the other team to run in and get blasted. If you are one of the
   players on Search and Destroy who are defending and then runs into the
   other teams' spawn area, you deserve to get shot. So don't complain.
   Instead, take a page from the "Search and Destroy (Defensive side)"
   campers' book.
   
10. Solo Camping -
    Basically the same as Team Camping, only going solo. These players pick
    an area, set up their defensive, bust out the hot dogs and smore's,
    and camp away.
    

Any thoughts?

I'm a #6 guy!

~mrmiller

#6 and sometimes....#5

very funny and quite entertaining

I'm combo of 5 and 7

leave it to i camp to post about camping
lol
but 9

#6, #7 and #8 FTW! LOL

i am a 7 and a 8

I'm personally neither. I should create a thread call running and dying...LOL

I always run around barely EVER stay still and in one spot, which has pros and cons obviously. The guys camping always have a moving target (good and bad according to how well of a shooter they are) and the ones always moving around with me have a problem!
Let's just say I didn't get the "Hard Target" tag w/ a boot in MW2 for nothing. I'm nowhere near great, but I'll put a few bullets in you LOL I'm a dancing machine out there fools..LOL If you see me either you will get the kill or get killed...the way it should be, not sitting in one spot to get lucky...LOL.

klown does no how to dance give him a P90 and forget it

I am a 7

I am a 10. I think Aircav might be also lol

#6, 8, 9 all the way woot. It's how I get my 79-7 KDR games lol.

I'm a Run and Gun, hold down the hot zone, oops did I create a diversion in front of you only to run around behind you and run you through with my blade finishing your buddy off camping at the window with my auto shotty Bang! Bang! Bang!, oh and did I mention killing a whole team at once with a well thrown sticky grenade an omicidel maniac, head hunter as my main target is your noodle, I stay unpredictable, I use smoke screens to keep the opposition wondering not smoke grenades, all I know is that speed kills so stay out of my way or I'll roll over you specialist! Lol

I'm probably at any time
6, 8,9

S7 MCampbell wrote:I am a 10. I think Aircav might be also lol

I am also a 1 when we do the end of clan practice map with knifes only on rust. LOL

More an 8 & 9. Less a 10. ;-) I like it when printers run into my bullets.