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Vision's Random Thread of Stumbling
So I've taken to using StumbleUpon to just find random fun things on the internet. I can't keep spamming my twitter or my facebook all night, every couple nights, since it could get annoying. But I still want to share some of this stuff with the rest of y'all.
Thus: RANDOM THREAD OF STUMBLING.
This thread will mostly be Safe For Work. If there is something that isn't, I'll put it at the bottom of that post, after the SFW stuff, and a fair warning at the top.
So let's start this madness.
THIS ISN'T MADNESS, THIS IS
or perhaps you prefer peanut butter and jelly?
SOURCE
I'm sure this thread will having you doing flips by the end of the night:
loop over kid by luciana on WeGIF
But I assure you I'm packing no heat:
Nor will I do this to you:
SO LET'S GET THIS THREAD STARTED, Y'ALL HEARD?
Thus: RANDOM THREAD OF STUMBLING.
This thread will mostly be Safe For Work. If there is something that isn't, I'll put it at the bottom of that post, after the SFW stuff, and a fair warning at the top.
So let's start this madness.
THIS ISN'T MADNESS, THIS IS
or perhaps you prefer peanut butter and jelly?
SOURCE
I'm sure this thread will having you doing flips by the end of the night:
loop over kid by luciana on WeGIF
But I assure you I'm packing no heat:
Nor will I do this to you:
SO LET'S GET THIS THREAD STARTED, Y'ALL HEARD?
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Ever wonder why Waldo and Carmen Sandiego always seem to be well hidden?
I think we all need one of these:
How to f#ck with your landlord's head (And get away with it): www.standardmadness.com/offbeat/david-thorne-driving-his-landlord-crazy
In fact, just go read EVERYTHING on David Thorne's website. He's an Australian comedian and his work with freakin' with people's heads is freakin' hilarious. He regularly gets in trouble for how far he pushes some things, but my god is it worth it for comedy gold.
Not your average street busker:
I guarantee you you will love this youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/PianoChatImprov
=====NSFW (4Chan Story)====
This comes from the beautiful image board of 4chan. The story is 'of epic lawl', but I wouldn't recommend reading it in the office:
I leave you tonight with two guys fighting over a cheeseburger in a fast food restaurant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNEusOiSMJg
I think we all need one of these:
How to f#ck with your landlord's head (And get away with it): www.standardmadness.com/offbeat/david-thorne-driving-his-landlord-crazy
In fact, just go read EVERYTHING on David Thorne's website. He's an Australian comedian and his work with freakin' with people's heads is freakin' hilarious. He regularly gets in trouble for how far he pushes some things, but my god is it worth it for comedy gold.
Not your average street busker:
I guarantee you you will love this youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/PianoChatImprov
=====NSFW (4Chan Story)====
This comes from the beautiful image board of 4chan. The story is 'of epic lawl', but I wouldn't recommend reading it in the office:
I leave you tonight with two guys fighting over a cheeseburger in a fast food restaurant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNEusOiSMJg
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Re: Vision's Random Thread of Stumbling
yep very random in deed
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Fake Facebook Updates
Post-it Note Stories A site where this person draws each frame of their story on a post it note. A couple of them are really good. I suggest reading the one about Superman (Yes, there is a few minutes of reading involved.)
List of Unusual deaths (Wikipedia)
Wondering what to cook for dinner with what you've got in house, but you're unsure of a recipe? With this site you check off what ingredients you have and it will suggest a recipe!
Everyone loves Dilbert
The differences between Men and Women:
Need help finding a new book to read? Try out www.whatshouldireadnext.com/
Create a poster with BlockPosters, a webapp that will upload any picture and you can download the file to print out the pages. Put it together and you've got your poster. I'm considering doing this when I can get enough money together for all the color ink...
This is an actual cellphone holster from Cellfoam.com
For the Compsci Dorks (Me, Klown, Epic, Atrum, Via XKCD):
So, do you like incest erotica?
TIME FOR SOME EPIC FAILS:
HEY JOSH: Want to add a little kick-ass Ice to your drinks? Look no further! (More can be found here
Ever wonder how WWII Would play out if it were facebook updates? Here it is (CollegeHumor.com). I won't post the entire graphic as it is pretty long (Like you'd expect since it is status updates of WWII...), but trust me if you know your history, it is pretty funny lol
Just to give you an idea of how funny it is:
(After Germany Invades France) "UK and France went from being in a 'Relationship' to being in an 'Open Relationship'" (22 June 1940)
"Japan is now friends with Germany and Italy" (27 September 1940)
---China: "Great..."
"Italy, Germany, and Japan and 8 other people are attending Axis Alliance Party"
---Iraq: i bring krakalash and mountain dew for all
---Japan: BTW i'm rolling up with a grip of homies
---Finland: just for the record, i'm only here because my mom made me come
Post-it Note Stories A site where this person draws each frame of their story on a post it note. A couple of them are really good. I suggest reading the one about Superman (Yes, there is a few minutes of reading involved.)
List of Unusual deaths (Wikipedia)
Wondering what to cook for dinner with what you've got in house, but you're unsure of a recipe? With this site you check off what ingredients you have and it will suggest a recipe!
Everyone loves Dilbert
The differences between Men and Women:
Need help finding a new book to read? Try out www.whatshouldireadnext.com/
Create a poster with BlockPosters, a webapp that will upload any picture and you can download the file to print out the pages. Put it together and you've got your poster. I'm considering doing this when I can get enough money together for all the color ink...
This is an actual cellphone holster from Cellfoam.com
For the Compsci Dorks (Me, Klown, Epic, Atrum, Via XKCD):
So, do you like incest erotica?
TIME FOR SOME EPIC FAILS:
HEY JOSH: Want to add a little kick-ass Ice to your drinks? Look no further! (More can be found here
Ever wonder how WWII Would play out if it were facebook updates? Here it is (CollegeHumor.com). I won't post the entire graphic as it is pretty long (Like you'd expect since it is status updates of WWII...), but trust me if you know your history, it is pretty funny lol
Just to give you an idea of how funny it is:
(After Germany Invades France) "UK and France went from being in a 'Relationship' to being in an 'Open Relationship'" (22 June 1940)
"Japan is now friends with Germany and Italy" (27 September 1940)
---China: "Great..."
"Italy, Germany, and Japan and 8 other people are attending Axis Alliance Party"
---Iraq: i bring krakalash and mountain dew for all
---Japan: BTW i'm rolling up with a grip of homies
---Finland: just for the record, i'm only here because my mom made me come
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Re: Vision's Random Thread of Stumbling
Loved the cheeseburger fight and some of those epic fails were new to me too. Thanks!
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Re: Vision's Random Thread of Stumbling
Those bastards at StumbleUpon have brought out an iPhone app, goodbye life.
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Re: Vision's Random Thread of Stumbling
Do NOT piss a women off while she's on her period:
Bowser: Origins
So true.
I don't know if The Penguin looks cute or terrifying... (More here)
I'm now a fan of Zain7 (Deviant Art Page), an Illustrator from Japan:
A little offensive but funny nonetheless:
I thought this was funny as a satire of sensationalist journalism. You as an individual viewer may know that each of these weapons (lol car) have different names. But to the sensationalist media they are all "AK-47"s, which as we all know, is a weapon of terrorism (or Soviet Russia, if you are old enough to remember the Cold War/know that the AK is a Russian weapon):
How to make STUFFED CRUST PIZZA! (I'm going to try this on friday!)
Exploding boobage good, bad? You decide:
I've never used it but apparently Adobe After Effects for Mac is a Shite program:
I'm going to use this as my new Xbox Controller. How about you? Problem is I hear they are pretty expensive.
Exercise is bad for your health:
EPIC FAIL:
Gonna End tonight on a somewhat NSFW note
=====SORT OF NSFW (Suggestive, but no nudity!)=====
Okay, I am almost POSITIVE this commercial was banned from live TV:
Good night Folks!
Edit: OKAY ONE MORE!
=====NSFW (Japanese Game Show Comedy!)=====
This is a long (7:25) video, so I'll give you the summary: Older guy is tasked with using 30 women in bikinis as a "slip n' slide". He manages to do this at 2:40. Then one of the announcers and the older gentleman get into a contest to see who can get the most of the small colored balls into their underpants (of course, put in by the women). It takes them an hour to count, and they end up throwing the balls at each other, but the older gentleman gets the most.
If you're into the dark comedy that is Japanese Variety, you might find this funny.
EDIT ONE MORE! NSFW: Multiple uses for condoms in everyday application (Like making fruit-flavored popsicles!)
Okay, now I am seriously done for the night.
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the viole nt urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always. . .
Wendi Aarons
Austin , T X
Bowser: Origins
So true.
I don't know if The Penguin looks cute or terrifying... (More here)
I'm now a fan of Zain7 (Deviant Art Page), an Illustrator from Japan:
A little offensive but funny nonetheless:
I thought this was funny as a satire of sensationalist journalism. You as an individual viewer may know that each of these weapons (lol car) have different names. But to the sensationalist media they are all "AK-47"s, which as we all know, is a weapon of terrorism (or Soviet Russia, if you are old enough to remember the Cold War/know that the AK is a Russian weapon):
How to make STUFFED CRUST PIZZA! (I'm going to try this on friday!)
Exploding boobage good, bad? You decide:
I've never used it but apparently Adobe After Effects for Mac is a Shite program:
I'm going to use this as my new Xbox Controller. How about you? Problem is I hear they are pretty expensive.
Exercise is bad for your health:
EPIC FAIL:
Gonna End tonight on a somewhat NSFW note
=====SORT OF NSFW (Suggestive, but no nudity!)=====
Okay, I am almost POSITIVE this commercial was banned from live TV:
Good night Folks!
Edit: OKAY ONE MORE!
=====NSFW (Japanese Game Show Comedy!)=====
This is a long (7:25) video, so I'll give you the summary: Older guy is tasked with using 30 women in bikinis as a "slip n' slide". He manages to do this at 2:40. Then one of the announcers and the older gentleman get into a contest to see who can get the most of the small colored balls into their underpants (of course, put in by the women). It takes them an hour to count, and they end up throwing the balls at each other, but the older gentleman gets the most.
If you're into the dark comedy that is Japanese Variety, you might find this funny.
EDIT ONE MORE! NSFW: Multiple uses for condoms in everyday application (Like making fruit-flavored popsicles!)
Okay, now I am seriously done for the night.
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Starting tonight off real classy:
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I am in real deep sh1t: I have work in 7 hours, and with my fucked up sleeping schedule my entire shift (and easter festivities) will be entirely overlapping in the time I've been using to sleep (again, fucked up sleep schedule).
It is almost like I'd be coming from the future:
LUFFA, LUFFA, LUFFA:
Holy. sh1t.
Not my balls!
Lord of the Rings, In case you're wondering:
LOL BUTTER
How many pieces must die before you forget the rules?
========NSFW Part of this post!=========
It is almost like I'd be coming from the future:
LUFFA, LUFFA, LUFFA:
Holy. sh1t.
Not my balls!
Lord of the Rings, In case you're wondering:
LOL BUTTER
How many pieces must die before you forget the rules?
========NSFW Part of this post!=========
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You never saw the Pokemon rap before? It was on quite often over here to fill out time in episodes that were quite short.
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Oh no, I have seen the pokemon rap. I just have never seen the continuous version before (but I have seen the individual parts). Just reposting for great justice.
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Epic win on the preg ex.
Padma convinced me to go to Hardees right no. See ya!!
Padma convinced me to go to Hardees right no. See ya!!
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LOL you have to much time on your hand Vision but it's hilarious keep them coming. @ Air the Prego Ex was awesome lol.
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Tits or GTFO (Read the chat window on the right).
the Perry Bible Fellowship isn't updated anymore, but I still get a kick out of reading some of them
the Perry Bible Fellowship isn't updated anymore, but I still get a kick out of reading some of them
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Starting this up once again, under the close scrutiny of people watching a feed of my desktop.
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Did someone you know paint that or...?
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AtrumX wrote:Did someone you know paint that or...?
Glad I am not the only one having a WTF moment.
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That was not me. It was something I came across just using StumbleUpon.
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Oh man that snake eating the chick was not cool! Poor cute fuzzy chick. Plus those girls are way way too young! Funny comic after that, and yeah, wtf on the girl and rabbit painting.
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Does anyone watch BIG BANG THEORY? If so there was a scene on there last night about a rabbit talking....maybe the rabbit is talking to the girl in the picture.
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